Zombies vs. Ninjas

If you know anything about me, then you know my love for zombies...or is that my hatred for zombies?
If we were listed in a relationship on facebook it would be filed under "complicated"
I think it all started about 7 years ago. I'm not quiet sure how, but thats when I started watching zombie movies, and became facinated with them. How can the "undead" roam amongst the living?
How could one misely little bite, infect a human being for it to "die", get so pissed off, then seek revenge against us? Why are they so fucking angry?
I guess if you were bit by a random stranger, infected, and cursed to walk around seeking brains for the rest of your days you would be rather upset with the living as they skip off into the sunset, taking for granted how much they have, more importantly their diets don't consist of flesh and brains.

There are too many questions to ask about zombies and their logic. Everyone has their own interpertation of them. I prefer slow moving zombies, the stupid brainless ones. I can outrun an amy of them anyday, but lets say a "28 weeks later" outbreak happened; We're all screwed. They are too sneaky, like a smart raptor, the ones that learn. (Quote from a show) Can zombies eventually die if they don't feast on our flesh, or do they walk the earth forever until BOOM headshot?!

I have introduced zombies into many people's lives. I would go to parties, and randomly talk about zombies for hours to clueless people. I IN FACT made them stronger human beings with my knowledge, it won't save them, however at least they can prepare themselves for the inevitable.
My friends always thought I would write a book, with my sarcastic humour, my drawing skills, and my thirst for zombie knowledge, why wouldn't it work out? They even gave me a date to have it finished by. In 2010 it should be complete. I have a lot of work to catch up on then.

So being a skilled makeup artist, I can create my own zombies. Easy? NO!
Since there are so many different kind of zombies out there, what are my favourite zombie makeup creations?
I'm not sure. I need to come up with my own idea and roll with it.
I was thrown into another project with Joseph Elfassi. He loved my first creations for him, so I was called back to shoot again.
Moving on up!
I was pysched, problem though...I've never done it before.
I went in, with ideas in mind and fuckin' rolled with the punches. The outcome? I outdid myself yet again!
I'm not trying to sound egotistical, but I impress myself sometimes. I'm a perfectionist, who is WAY to hard on herself. So when I'm happy with something, i'm ecsatic.
I didn't enjoy the other zombies as much, seemed way to fake. One makeup artist told him not to shoot to close in fear of seeing the makeup, what is the point of being a makeup artist if you can't make the audience believe this once human being is going to rip your head off, and eat your brains like a fat kid on a picnic. COMMON!
Thats not my style, I go as real as possible, and make people want to barf. That's what I signed up for, and that what my audience is getting. The real deal.